This is not a site for reviews, but as RTS probably is the genre I have spent more hours on than everything else(!) I have to chime in when former Westwood-guys – in form of Petroglyph – release a game that is very similar to C&C and Red Alert. Both games has been paramount in my life as a gamer. Most visitors to this site will probably think platformers, shooters and pinball are ‘me’, but the RTS genre is by far where I have spent most of my time.
A couple of days ago I also bought BlackBird’s Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak. So, that is two RTS games played within a few days. Comparisons will be made – even though there is a large price difference. I think Armies is 25% of the cost of Deserts of Kharak.
First of the bat: Having the old C&C interface back is awesome. I have always loved that the interface is placed on the right, and that you do not need to select a building to train or produce. Thanks to Petraglyph for that. Second, the game runs very well. Quick to boot, fast to exit. Great colors. But this is where it stops for me. The title of the game (8-Bit Armies) is horrendous and just communicates that they did not care enough to give the game a proper title. Besides, there is no 8-bit look to the graphics. The graphics are big, bright and colorful. But units are boring, infantry looks like the guys from cubemen, and none of the units feel powerful when they fire. There is a total lack of ‘ooomph’ when tanks or artillery engages. As for the audio, it is virtually non-existant. I do not review the music, only sound effects, which have nothing to offer. The game lacks the seriousness of RA, with that extra spark of lightheartedness that reminds us all that war can also be very fun.
As for the map selection, all of them are 100% symmetrical. Remember when these maps started to arrive? They are called ‘tournament maps’ and are boring and stiff. To top it all off, when you win a game, you are treated to ‘a winner is you’ – message trying to cash in on ancient ‘all your base are belong to us’ – jokes. Jokes that need to be at the expense of japanese games, which RTS games are not. That message is totally out of place and toe-curling.
C&C and Red Alert was made free many years ago. There is even a pumped edition of RA out there, with modern resolutions, the ability to use the nice infantry from C&C in RA, instead of the infantry RA was born with, OpenGL, Direct3D etc. Yes, totally free and MUCH MUCH better than 8-Bit Armies.
Get Red Alert for free or put the money towards Deserts of Kharak. Armies is a game that fell asleep when they started working on it and never woke up. There is some fun to be had with the game, it is just far from enough for the price. Touting this game as being on par with C&C and Red Alert is ill-adviced at best.